Briefly

Today's riff at work was:

Alec: Ok, I'm leaving early to, um, I think I might get some new jeans for my date.
Jim: Oh, where are you going?
Alec: Big and Tall Men.
Jim: Laughs.
Jason: "Give me only the largest pants you have!"
Jim: "I only accept the finest and most gigantic pants!"
Alec: "Money is no option! I must have them!"
Jim: She'll be so impressed at your giant pants, "Oh my god he's a dream, look at how big his pants are!"

Something to that effect, longer, and funnier. To us.

Really

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